The Insane Gentleman

avancidy:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

(Source: senhor-gasmo, via mechanical-machinations)

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

(via mechanical-machinations)

colethecolossus:

microphoned-in:

nevskygirl:

IT TURNED TO GENGAR WHAT

HOLY SHIT IT DID

Is this real!?

colethecolossus:

microphoned-in:

nevskygirl:

IT TURNED TO GENGAR WHAT

HOLY SHIT IT DID

Is this real!?

(Source: leecario, via theybuiltthefuture)

cameruptlasharpedo:

OK BUT WHAT IF SHARPEDO AND CAMERUPT WERE 5 YEAR OLDS IMAGINE THAT

(via mechanical-machinations)

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(via hauntedhousewife)

writedrunk:

stephenmccranie:

A comic I drew on fighting procrastination.

www.doodlealley.com

easier said than done.

(via theybuiltthefuture)

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety, via whisper-something-sweet)

terfosaurus-rex:

thegendercritic:

Gender is a hierarchy.  Gender is oppression. 

funny how dudes that don’t even question suffrage don’t realize they are recycling the same boring ass arguments as anti-suffrage males from back in the day

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

(via insanitybreach)

dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

(via the-countries-club)

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

image

(Source: freemarketsocialist, via theybuiltthefuture)