The Insane Gentleman

zealouscorgi:

infinityfishbowl requested Steve wielding Mjolnir so quickly doodled it up 

zealouscorgi:

infinityfishbowl requested Steve wielding Mjolnir so quickly doodled it up 

(via mechanical-mandrakes)

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via mechanical-mandrakes)

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

(Source: fromuponp0ppyhill, via mechanical-mandrakes)

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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(via mechanical-mandrakes)

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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(via the-frostiest-of-butts)

chronopickpocket:

bluedragonkaiser:

My favorite quote from anything ever.

i need more kung fu panda in my life

(Source: fuckyeahyoga, via the-frostiest-of-butts)

thedreamyfox:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

thedreamyfox:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

(Source: aloadofjibberjabber, via the-frostiest-of-butts)

spacialrend:

my death knight knows how to turn a fight into flirting

literally just drops his weapons like ‘hey babe’

(via mechanical-mandrakes)

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

(via the-frostiest-of-butts)

“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

while we’re on the subject if you get stabbed PUT PRESSURE ON THE FUCKING KNIFE OR OBJECT OF SHARPNESS DON’T PULL IT OUT ARE YOU WANTING TO BLEED TO DEATH

(via angelsputthedevilinme)

(via mechanical-mandrakes)

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

(Source: 4gifs, via insanitybreach)

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth, via mechanical-mandrakes)

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via yumyumgarlicknots)